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Andie; 20-year-old Washingtonian.
Spending my junior year of college in Germany
Fandoms found here: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin, Harry Potter, Community, Teen Wolf, Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, Hannibal, basically whatever strikes my fancy.
If you have any comments about my recs, please let me know because I'd love to know how I could improve them! Thanks!
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↳ [8/10] quotes: Emperor of China, Mulan
i’m pretty sure you created tron
*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*
Welcome to the grid
the concept of liking someone and them liking you back and you deciding to date each other literally just fucking baffles me because it has never once happened for me in my entire life
how are you all doing this
how are you people making it look so easy
how are you finding people who like you back and want to date you and then actually do it
[casually blogs at the same time as friends who are studying abroad in other countries]
hey gurl hey
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
see how little we get taught about history - I never had any idea why Malcolm X used the ‘X’.
How come I didn’t know this
Also that crusty old white man called the named ‘gifted’. Jesus.
Legolas what the fuck happened to your elf eyes
LEGOLAS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR ELF EYES SEE
fun fact: Orlando Bloom’s eyes are naturally dark brown, but when playing Legolas wears blue contacts. but in the LOTR films sometimes they forgot to put the contact lenses in.
In the Hobbit films they seem to have taken extra care to remember the contact lenses…
that is actually hilarious
That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense
Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down
I don’t get it. The flags turned all white so they wouldn’t look like french flags…
see, it’s joke. An entirely white flag signifies surrender, and so they’re making fun of France’s army, which is known to be notoriously weak. Geddit?